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I am who I am. Just an anemic 19 year old vegetarian who is inclined to rant about fine literature, world history and the macabre. My dream is to travel abroad and work for the BBC. I strongly believe that I was a coelacanth in my last life. I swear like a sailor. I like things that go 'boom'. Comics make me giddy. I have the bone structure of a 60-year-old. I have a slight obsession with anything that comes out of Europe. I like needlework, although I'm not very good at it. I love EDM music. I'm a sucker for advertising and clever use of language. I have an unhealthy interest in rodents, cervines and mustelids. Video games are my greatest source of entertainment. I am slowly, but surely, approaching normal.

Pleased to make your acquaintance. Let's go kick some ass.

Posted on February 28, 2012 with 286 notes.
Tagged with I think I've just found my new favorite blog., Assassin's Creed: Revelations, .

eziorants:

“Deer Seester,

Todai was…..a leetle awkword.

I was a waulkeeng thru de crouds en de market, and saw a dumbo guard.

…Hokai, what da fook do dey teech des guards.

I threw a bomb A STRAUIGHT A EN HEES A FACE.

When et esploded, he say “ooooh, I wondur where a dat came froom oooh”

….I dink Consta…Consti…dis place es de preskewl for a de guards.

Butt im knot gonna lie, es funi as hell.

Luff, Ezioh”

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