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I am who I am. Just an anemic 19 year old vegetarian who is inclined to rant about fine literature, world history and the macabre. My dream is to travel abroad and work for the BBC. I strongly believe that I was a coelacanth in my last life. I swear like a sailor. I like things that go 'boom'. Comics make me giddy. I have the bone structure of a 60-year-old. I have a slight obsession with anything that comes out of Europe. I like needlework, although I'm not very good at it. I love EDM music. I'm a sucker for advertising and clever use of language. I have an unhealthy interest in rodents, cervines and mustelids. Video games are my greatest source of entertainment. I am slowly, but surely, approaching normal.

Pleased to make your acquaintance. Let's go kick some ass.

Posts tagged And this is why I ship myself with fictional characters..

So it appears that the boy I’ve been crushing on for a good part of the year already has a girlfriend.

Ah. Ok.

If I were old enough to drink my room would be littered with empty whiskey bottles right now. But alas. I think it would be good to go drown my sorrows in raspberry sorbet and Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.

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